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thespoopmaid:

elligator:

I don’t think enough people remember that Grease ends with Danny and Sandy getting into a car and flying away

with zero explanation.

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  • Question: Do puns physically hurt you? - Anonymous
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    bewbin:

    bombing:

    bewbin:

    bombing:

    every pun I see shaves about 12 years off my total life span and also it’s illegal to make them around me

    Wow that’s some severe pun-ishment

    ARGHHHHH

    dont say argh. pirate speak is addictive and you’ll get hooked 

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thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

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sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

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jackryanz:

frank fontaine probably sat in his apartment and ate nothing but potatoes and listened to “danny boy” on repeat until he believed he really could be atlas

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  • Question: Your Intern Vithya was soooo beautiful. Could you please draw her? - Anonymous
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    videntefernandez:

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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spicyshimmy:

there is nothing we, collectively, as the star trek fandom, could do or put here on tumblr that would in any way surprise william shatner, because i mean this is a fandom in which somebody cosplayed a giant vulcan penis and did an interpretive dance while in the costume and this happened decades before tumblr began tumbling. i think the real question here is, can tumblr handle william shatner

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